“No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up.”
i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like 'what the fuck was that' but then you’ll just hear a horrified french gasp in the back of the room like “mATHIEU”
imagine jim barging into bones’ office like “bones i want the d” and bones hands him a bottle of vitamin d pills
UMM EXCUSE U
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
TF2 AU where REDs are criminals and thiefs while BLUs are detectives and police all while this takes place in 1940s-esque setting.